Teenager fighting his way through school and life, and at the same time vomiting thoughts onto this blog. That analogy was fracking gross... I apologize.

 

lets-makeup-a-story:

consultingmoosecaptain:

heartsmadeoutofstrings:

Remember all the times that your heart was ripped from your chest?

Disney movies (and others like it) taught us how to love, how to cherish life and how powerful death can be. At a young age, these were very important lessons.

YOU MOTHERFUCKER TOY STORY THREE CAME OUT WHEN I WAS 18 AND I BALWED LIKE A BABY YOUNG AGE MY FOOT

Up though. 😭

idksarawho:

alapoet:

the lunar eclipse condensed to 3 seconds, for those of you who had clouds or are in a hurry

i love this

idksarawho:

alapoet:

the lunar eclipse condensed to 3 seconds, for those of you who had clouds or are in a hurry

i love this

(Source: blowsive)

abbeyisacartoonfreak:

zogwargqueen:

zogwargqueen:

folie-a-deuxme:

zogwargqueen:

im at starbucks right now and some other person with a mac just put this word doc into my air drop???????????????? 

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Did you say yes

my response:

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tHEY JUST CALLED OUT A FRAPPUCINO FOR SWAG MONEY (thats the name of my computer on airdrop) IM GONNA CR Y

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Romance in the 21st Tumblr century

sugarpumpkin:

if someone asks for nudes just tell them this and they’ll leave you alone

sugarpumpkin:

if someone asks for nudes just tell them this and they’ll leave you alone

Watching Monsters Inc.

Mom: What is Mr. Waternoose supposed to be?

Me:

Me:

Me: he's a monster

Mom: Oh that's right I forgot they were monsters

Me: what movie did you think we were watching

deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

stabs:

it’s kind of weird knowing that when you sleep, you’re just looking at your eyelids but somewhere in your brain, you are able to produce dreams as if you’re still awake.  

timeywimeyhobbit:

why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 

mikimaka-chan:

its-w0nderland:

wexdarn:

datahmedz:

baconmane:

kristinlydia:

laughingstation:

 


i think i just crapped myself.


i think we’re forgetting my personal favorite.

Oh God not this thing again!


My personal favourite…

I can’t

awesome

mikimaka-chan:

its-w0nderland:

wexdarn:

datahmedz:

baconmane:

kristinlydia:

laughingstation:

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i think i just crapped myself.

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i think we’re forgetting my personal favorite.

Oh God not this thing again!

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My personal favourite…

I can’t

awesome

(Source: thecleverhelper)