• Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
jimmynokavs:

This is my new favorite Sam face

jimmynokavs:

This is my new favorite Sam face

(via hellabalooclotpole)

viviangames:

samuraidj:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

flockofflamingos:

Old Spice ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

everyone go home this is the best one.

Also apparently they’ve reached over $50 MILLION IN DONATIONS this is freaking amazing ;___;

WHY IS HE SO PERFECT.
MOTHER OF PEARL.

OHHHHHHHHHHMYGD

OH MY GOD

(via sassy-spoon)

Like the jabberjays in the arena. Only it was real. And it didn’t stop after an hour.

(Source: putyourlifeonpause, via the-alex-snow)

i-have-a-castiel-kink:

prettypleasewithadeanontop:

onemoremistake:

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Reblogging for Jared’s reaction.

IM SO GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CRINGES AT THAT WORD

(via iremiel)

autumnseeds:

why am I not one of those bloggers that attracts millions of anons every day 

(Source: symphoniam, via andrewquo)

Like the jabberjays in the arena. Only it was real. And it didn’t stop after an hour.

(Source: putyourlifeonpause, via the-alex-snow)

dildotho:

warsquirtle:

In Italian we don’t just say I love you, we say “mettersi a nudo, ottenere selvatici, sono incinta con il bambino” which means “you are the light of my world, the rainbow on an otherwise cloudy day” and I think that’s beautiful

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(Source: wartortles, via sorry)

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

rnackenzie:

if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake

(via andrewquo)

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

(Source: fzur, via zaynsbro)

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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(Source: mrssaberhagen, via iremiel)

hotboysofficial:

when your parents walk in when a sex scene is on 

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(via ruinedchildhood)